Monday, April 30, 2007

ranch dressing

If you mix it thoroughly with diarrhea, it turns a brownish color.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Toilet paper is played out.

I'm replacing my t.p. dispenser with a bowl of wet tongues. Who's with me!!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

vaginal boogers

My health teacher taught us that smoking cigarettes not only dries up mucus membranes in the throat and nasal regions, but also in your sick vadge. A result of this: cute l'il boogies up the lady hole! So, femmes de nicotine, dig around a little and let me know what you find...

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