Monday, April 30, 2007
ranch dressing
If you mix it thoroughly with diarrhea, it turns a brownish color.
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Toilet paper is played out.
I'm replacing my t.p. dispenser with a bowl of wet tongues. Who's with me!!
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007
vaginal boogers
My health teacher taught us that smoking cigarettes not only dries up mucus membranes in the throat and nasal regions, but also in your sick vadge. A result of this: cute l'il boogies up the lady hole! So, femmes de nicotine, dig around a little and let me know what you find...
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